Fruit Machine Chat

Quality read spyder Another one is when you have just reapproached the bar after playing. Always at least two blokes talking to one another. 1st Bloke "Did you win then?" Me " Nah, not really,just evens" (always say this whether I win or lose) 1st Bloke " I don't understand ...

We must have heard a few! "Are you winning?" (This said after they have watched you approach the bar for more change 3 times in 10 mins!) "er, yes I am, i just thought i'd get some MORE change!)" "Ah, youve got £20 in the bank, you must be winning" Or the all time class...

Cashcounter - £2/£4

lynx - £2/£4

When "skill" actually meant "skill"

Emptied via legitimate method!

Stephen Hendry

Spyder wrote:20 and mega streak left...

offered 35.... which i took, thank fuck cause the 20 was in the box ?????

I win then. (With my guess of £35) well done anyway! always nice to get a return!

Well it's either £20

or something like £35, which means you took the mega for about £90?

I don't honestly know, never been that lucky before!

Ok Shop is open now I appear to have an enquiry on my desk from e4vans asking if we know any players in the North East. I'll have to place a call up to our Middlesborough branch, won't be a minute......... dum da dum dum da dum dum da dum dum da dumdum da dum dum da dum dum da dum dum da dum dum da ...

Yup Put your money in, press start, and the reels will spin, 3 of a kind gets you a win that you can gamble hopefully to a feature exchange point.Then play the game and collect when you've reached a high enough amount that makes you happy. If it has nudges then it may help you achieve a win. Ive nev...

JG wrote: .

. Or maybe no fruits at all. Or nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing. No dial. You can't play it as it's invisible. .

LOL!

I have seen these cost £50 for 3 features all cob bust I've never come across one that dead since the £35 upgrade. Usually get the big box within around £15 - £20 max. These love there GO ALL THE WAYS off the big box so I always have a pop at 1 If I come across 1. I just wouldn't go into a pub sole...

I got a flashing board on this once, couldn;t beleive it, thought it would do £105, no, flat £35 and then dead. better off just playing for repeat cash values, it sometimes does 3 or 4 repeats on the £4 and 1 or 2 on the £5. Would never force this, had Mega streak in my box once but had already wimp...

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God this guy must a multiple personality disorder! LOL!

Exaggerating just encourages wide eyed youngsters into believing that there is easy money to be made and playing for a living is a career option. You need casual players to fill up the machines and there are less and less of them nowadays. Then when you get a proper job theres a big hole in your c....

hmmm

now I have a pretty good sense of humour and i'd like to think I get most jokes.

But this one has me stumped?

(unless it is a subtle reference to the old barcrest big cheese machine?)

Our stewards used to rip the m/cs off aswell, they got £1,000's but then got caught. I don;t think they ever got prosecuted though. There was supposed to be 3 people checking each other's figures, funny that all 3 were in on it together!