Fruit Machine Chat

Got hit today by one of them new Skodas - ucking sponge and marzipan everywhere.

It was all over when Mascerana got sent off. Old purple nose must have been laughing his head off. Makes the Chelski/Man Yoo game a bit lively though.

hello i have notice a couple of machines i played where you put the coins in it is light up red can anyone tell me what that means ? Are you in Soho. If the answer is yes you have entered a seedy dive where a fifty year old piece of scrag end dances round in a provactive manner for 30 seconds until...

8500 sledgehammers x 4 hits should work.

Bet £10 on red. If you lose STOP.
If you win keep betting until either

a) You have £10 balance or
b) You have wagered £300


ps Read the rules before signing up to any bonus schemes. All the decent offers finished years ago.

They all followed Victor Chandler's lead to get tax free betting when he went to Gibraltar: Ladbrokes et al soon followed. The company I work for has just won a contract to upgrade their call centres at Raynes Lane, Naas Road , Gibraltar and Milan.

Northern Monkey - 92+21 = 113 Ma71lda - 69 + 24 = 93 Rook - 49 + 44 = 93 StevieS - 60 + 32 = 92 Itsme 64 + 27 = 91 harry3 - 61 + 28 = 89 BigV - 55 + 30 = 85 Pierkid 70 + 0 = 70 Joel Winders 54 + 0 = 54 Mr Bubbles - 23 +23 = 46 Gambogaz 0 + 44 = 44 Madmatt 9 + 0 = 9 Another rush job as out on the p15...

That Sid James is a : )-{:#=: The biggest jumps meeting of the year and they won't take £400 on Inglis Drever. Got offered £50.

Over The Creek
Albertas Run
Dear Villez
Twist Magic
Mossbank
Inglis Drever
Oedipe
Miko De Beauchane
Newbay Prop
Lilywhitedancer

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The first bookmakers who beamed roulette "live from the casino" would clean up. The ITBox could easily accommodate this, especially if there were Albanian subtitles on screen.

Saturday sequence

22,22,22,8,17,22,11,22,21,22.

It was last night and ended 0-0

Was refused entry to a bar late one evening as the doorman proclaimed "This place is for gays only". Probably a heterophobe.

Chelt 12th Mar - Ballymore Pro Nov Hrd

Forpadydeplasterer. Take 11/2 or better.