Fruit Machine Chat

Texas Pete wrote: The kid from the frosties advert

force feed him frosties till he cries and swaers never to sing that song again.


oh and make sure they're off a plate to illustrate how both ludicrus and difficult the concept of eating the damn things off a plate really is.

then stab him.

I sort of agree with the Doctor there but i wouldn't stop people poking fun at white people i'd let everyone joke about everyone. Some of my best jokes would be classed racist but i have nothing against any race, i work with and im friends with a lot of different races. People also seem to think ra...

yeah "white chicks" is a funny movie man those wayans brothers are funny cant stand that film. if two white blokes made a film where they blacked themselves up and started talking like stereotypical black women the race rows that follow would be massive. Halle Berry had a pop at chis moyl...

Matty wrote:Fell i felt i must post this just to see what there like live ! If you hate them express yourself and if you are surprissed post your comments thanks Matty! http://music.aol.com/videos/sessions/se ... aultID=517

omg my ears.... they're bleeding!

Matt Vinyl wrote:Jesus Chr1st!!! How did he/they ever get away with that?

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no one at the s*n had the balls to tell him not to. bad thing is he was recently employed by BBC Radio 5 to talk about football.

Still, far funnier than mine and the other Matt's... I'd be interested to know exactly what Justice for the 96 means, as I don't know that much about the Hillsborough tragedy, except that the Sun did a brutal piece spouting a load of lies and hearsay, and to this day, many on Merseyside still boyco...

so it appears that love is stupid as well as blind...

me and 2 mates go in bookies I have £20 mate has £100 other mate just watching, anyway we got £2 each get upto £10 collect I am about to leave I see a TAW but cant be arsed with it. He puts £2 in and gets IM he does not know im trying to fuck him off so I can have it but me other mate says you got ...

but why would an industry push for an increase in Stakes and Prizes if they thought that it would kill off the players? its already on its arse why would they want to speed that up? i dont know what thye've got planned but from what i read and understand is that this will "breath life into game...

Yes, could well be true. It's a completely unfair and disproportionate rise though. 5p £5 10p £8 20p £15 25p/30p £25 50p £35 Almost 100% increase on the stake for about a 45% JP increase. That's so unfair its ridiculous. Imagine playing on Mega Spin with that! £20 gone in 1 minute anyone?? Matt yea...

Just read on the net that these may be going up soon

50p play

£35 jp

Nikki is god damed ugly. she had a face like a slapped arse and eats like she's got no teeth

The art of real DJing is getting the Beat perfect, anything that has an automix is a joke - me mums better Anyone can beat-match these days mate, I've been mixing hardcore / Jungle / D&B since about '93, but compared to some of my mates that can crab, beat juggle, battle mix etc, what I can do ...

hiya guys i work for a comp that deals with friuty repairs and the landlord does not have to repay you anything as he just rents the machine. it is down to the operator/supplier to first check if theres a fault and check what the last win or banked win show. you would be suprised how often i hear i...