Fruit Machine Chat

Sorry, but my bloody apostrophe key is not working, and that (`) was the closest thing I could find.
There is more chance of Paris Hilton becoming a nun, than my apostrophe key ever working again.

Oi, less of the bull posting Crosby. I know it sounds like it might be. I think I`m old enough not to post bull just for the fun of it, or to make up things just to get responces from other people. Yes it did pay the £50, and the M/C must be knackered because last night someome had 50p and £10 boxes...

Had a nice result on a Vortex yesterday £14 in for a £70 top plus a bit of after play. Then had a try on a Power Five after someone had stuck a fair few quid in for no return. Now comes the strange bit, M/C was playing well but reels were taking a longer than normal time to spin, got the three phone...

Have got a £35 JP near me, and after hearing the horror stories of the huge block, decided to take the 99 nudges for the red boxes and take Notation. Had 5 Notations followed by a 10 nuges twice, gave me £10, £10, £35, £10, £10 from the Notations and a £8 and £5 from the nudges from a total of £23 i...

Ok I know that if you complete the ladder feature you get a super start selection, but did not realise that if you get the three phones lit to start the Deal Or No Deal feature, but then continue to play the board and get the ladder complete via bonus nudges, it goes straight to Mega Streak. Or am I...

Was i one of my locals yesterday, and saw two lads playing a Deal Or No Deal (25p/50p-with ladder feature). After about ten minutes came of it and one said "thats not going to pay out yet, lets wait a while, I know this m/c". A old bloke who had been in having his Sunday lunch walked over ...

Saw one of these, and they have a extra huge deal or no deal box on the fourth reel which if it comes in on the win line lets you straight into the cash game. Mind you its still probably shite tho.

Whats BTG ?. The £140 came of £35 in mixed wins, Then spun in three JP symbols in a line three times in a row.

Got three of these near me with note changers, and have had some great results going for the force. Billy The Quid Red Feature has so far gone for £140, £105, £105, £70, £70.

Had a nice result on this yesterday, second board goes to the cash section, and then proceeds to go up to £32, then get a random stopper, use the slow down and bugger me it lands on Pots Of Gold, which goes for a flat £35. Very nice quick profit, took it and done a runner.

A £35 JP near me came in last week, and all it seems to bloody give is £25 Mega Streaks, next time gonna take the £35 cash shot when its IM.

Ok, i no that they should rather have a large mallet taken to them, and the bits used for firewood, but to be honest all the decent m/c`s have been replced near me, not even one good red about.

Went out for a few beers yesterday, watched the footy and the rugby(always good to see us beat the french), and ended up getting four IM`s, Dough-Ho-Ho, Deal Or No Deal (the 25p/50p stake Hi-Lo), Jackpots That Do Rock And Roll and Mental Money Monsters. Total outlay £27, Total return £122. Anyone el...

Just seen this in a pub, has the normal 30p stake for five lines of win, but then also has a 50p stake called mega play i think ?. Still only £25 JP tho, but has got a Mega Streak. Can`t see what the advantage of playing on 50p is as you can still get the Mega Streak via the 30p play.

Played one Monday near me, after £6 in took the 4 cash knockouts for JP, £5 later got on the red board 2 spins landed on multi add (went up to mega streak) 3 spins later multi add again (up to FLASH CASH) which went for £33. A very good start to the week. Used to think that these went Top Streak fir...