Fruit Machine Chat

Ah, right. didn't see the programme myself, but the trailer said average lifespan of 78.5 years if memory serves, and we're looking at 13 chicken-esque meals a week then?

13*52*78.5 = 53066 ????

Surely not?!

243.4 - the 0.4 because you'll probably encounter a couple that taste of bird flu, so you won't be finishing them.

Archemedes? (spelling?)

i go for 11 o'clock which also skips to the £5 bullseye if some monumentally uckwitted punters have been on it before. as Grecian says it is rare but i've had it a dozen or so times. it is a waste of time going for anything after you have hit £2 or more. When Bullseye first appeared (not the bonus ...

Had to laugh at Sky Sports News betting pundit when he said that West Ham were due a change of luck, that the draw at 9/4 and Watford at 3/1 didn't appeal, not good value... if a mate justified a team to back on the basis that they were due a change of luck, i'd punch him on the nose and tell him to...

Stevie Nicol?

Have been keeping an eye on this machine for a bit longer, and seen some different things.... (note it's dual stake 10p/20p £100/£250) Yes, it does go past Pontoon on the Features. I've seen Dice Steps go for £40 on 20p play, and Chase the Lady go for £10(!!) on 10p play. Pontoon can be a good featu...

i had 2nd top feature on a clone actually once. got to 10 on trail (11 for 1st feature), got a hold with 8 on winline. 3rd top feature on a 2, collect 2nd top feature... £195. But other than that, i've never been past it.

try http://www.wizardofodds.com, they've a stackload of odds etc on a number of games.

I've simply had enough. I don't have my fingers on enough of the right pulses, and i don't play machines enough now to get a good idea of gameplay. I've become one of those guys that can put £20-30 into a BFU, recycle my £8-9 win and be pissed off that I didn't get anywhere near the Jackpot. I prefe...

I have one of these kicking around locally, was fortunate enough to get the £250 (spinning straight in) a couple of months ago, but the machine is very, very bad, i've seen it take in £100 while full, and the highest win offered.... £10!! Very rare to get past the Pontoon Feature on this either. Lea...

Managed to crash a Reel Good Time by putting a note in when starting a feature once.

Perhaps my humour is a bit dark for the public forum, cheerfully withdrawn.

I did not just see Zidane do that.... did i?

I fancy the opener to come from a set piece/corner, perhaps one of the lesser reknowned scorers getting one. I'll be having a small wager on Cannavaro and Thuram to net first. Maldini in the European Cup Final last year, Sol Campbell for Arsenal this year is my thinking for this one. Anything to rec...